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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Palm.
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When two psychics met, one said to the other, “You are fine. How am I?”
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussion with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs

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Where do fortune tellers dance? The crystal ball.
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Debbie visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the tarot reader delivered the bad news:

“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt – prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

She simply had to know. She met the tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

“Will I get away with it?”

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I almost had a Psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and a tarot reader?

A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
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